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May 9th, 2008


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10:55 am - Friday Five

Poll #1635 Friday Five 9 May 2008
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Kansas Republican Sen. Sam Brownback told a House panel that the nation's approach to sex education is not working and that more federal money is needed for abstinence education. What is your opinion about this?

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Same old same old "do as I say not as I do" policy approaches
5 (55.6%)

Senator Brownnose?
1 (11.1%)

Abstinence from sex before marriage is the only correct course of action
1 (11.1%)

Surprise buttsecks!
6 (66.7%)

Beer
3 (33.3%)

Your mama
1 (11.1%)

Did you know that some monkeys can self-fellate?
3 (33.3%)

Has this man ever read a Kinsey report?
6 (66.7%)

Prohibition always works!
2 (22.2%)

Need moar intarwebz
3 (33.3%)

Myanmar turned back foreign aid workers because:

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They did not include Scarlet Women Without Borders
2 (22.2%)

Surprise buttsecks!
1 (11.1%)

In one case it included disaster assessment experts and an unauthorized media group
2 (22.2%)

Darth Vader told them to do so
6 (66.7%)

Your mama
1 (11.1%)

Beer
4 (44.4%)

This disaster is an insult to me personally
0 (0.0%)

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to remove your erect penis from a beer bottle?
1 (11.1%)

They thought it was foreign AIDS and they have enough of their own
3 (33.3%)

There was no information about the U.S. Democratic primaries
2 (22.2%)

Tweak says, "Next time nail coffin shut."

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He has a fetish for being nailed into a coffin
3 (33.3%)

He's afraid of vampires
3 (33.3%)

He's afraid of [info]bikergeek
4 (44.4%)

Surprise buttsecks!
3 (33.3%)

Beer
4 (44.4%)

I am deeply offended by this statement
1 (11.1%)

Nail this
5 (55.6%)

Your mama
1 (11.1%)

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids
5 (55.6%)

My butt hurts from all the surprise sex
5 (55.6%)

I can has cheezburger?

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I see no reason to assume that felines would fail to use proper sentence structure and grammar
4 (44.4%)

Your mama
2 (22.2%)

I gotcher cheezburger right heayah
5 (55.6%)

Beer
5 (55.6%)

Surprise buttsecks is no surprise anymore
7 (77.8%)

I would really appreciate if you wore pants more often
1 (11.1%)

Bill Clinton is running for First Gentleman on the "no pants" ticket
1 (11.1%)

Cindy McCain is running for First Lady on the "call me dirty words" ticket
1 (11.1%)

Michelle Obama is running for First Lady on the "OMG teh hawt" ticket
2 (22.2%)

I find your question to be a personal affront on my dignity
0 (0.0%)

What are the terrible repercussions of this poll?

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Surprise buttsecks!
7 (77.8%)

We have all been personally insulted by [info]chickgonebad and will never speak to her again
3 (33.3%)

Beer
5 (55.6%)

At least eight people have been killed in an explosion in eastern Sri Lanka
1 (11.1%)

The Zombie Princess Diana will rule Great Britain
6 (66.7%)

Blaming Canada!
6 (66.7%)

Your mama!
2 (22.2%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
4 (44.4%)

At last my diabolical plan will come to its fruition!
7 (77.8%)

Clicky box!
8 (88.9%)


(Bitch, Please)

Comments:


From:[info]stormephront
Date:May 9th, 2008 10:59 am (UTC)
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tee-hee! Funny.
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:May 9th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
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This is very confusing...I can't seem to complete the poll. I demand to be counted! :-(
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:May 9th, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
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This is because you are a terrist. You hate our freedoms.
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:May 11th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
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You can't prove I'm not a terrorist. I mean, that I am. Or that I have a fetish for being nailed into a coffin. :-D
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:May 11th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
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I have photographs. Or the NSA does. Or something.

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