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Same old same old "do as I say not as I do" policy approaches
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Senator Brownnose?
1 (11.1%)

Abstinence from sex before marriage is the only correct course of action
1 (11.1%)

Surprise buttsecks!
6 (66.7%)

Beer
3 (33.3%)

Your mama
1 (11.1%)

Did you know that some monkeys can self-fellate?
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Has this man ever read a Kinsey report?
6 (66.7%)

Prohibition always works!
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Need moar intarwebz
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They did not include Scarlet Women Without Borders
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Surprise buttsecks!
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In one case it included disaster assessment experts and an unauthorized media group
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Darth Vader told them to do so
6 (66.7%)

Your mama
1 (11.1%)

Beer
4 (44.4%)

This disaster is an insult to me personally
0 (0.0%)

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to remove your erect penis from a beer bottle?
1 (11.1%)

They thought it was foreign AIDS and they have enough of their own
3 (33.3%)

There was no information about the U.S. Democratic primaries
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He has a fetish for being nailed into a coffin
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He's afraid of vampires
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He's afraid of bikergeek
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Surprise buttsecks!
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Beer
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I am deeply offended by this statement
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Nail this
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Your mama
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I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids
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My butt hurts from all the surprise sex
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I see no reason to assume that felines would fail to use proper sentence structure and grammar
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Your mama
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I gotcher cheezburger right heayah
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Beer
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Surprise buttsecks is no surprise anymore
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I would really appreciate if you wore pants more often
1 (11.1%)

Bill Clinton is running for First Gentleman on the "no pants" ticket
1 (11.1%)

Cindy McCain is running for First Lady on the "call me dirty words" ticket
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Michelle Obama is running for First Lady on the "OMG teh hawt" ticket
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I find your question to be a personal affront on my dignity
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Surprise buttsecks!
7 (77.8%)

We have all been personally insulted by chickgonebad and will never speak to her again
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Beer
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At least eight people have been killed in an explosion in eastern Sri Lanka
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The Zombie Princess Diana will rule Great Britain
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Blaming Canada!
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Your mama!
2 (22.2%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
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At last my diabolical plan will come to its fruition!
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Clicky box!
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