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When I was a kid you could get a hot dog this big for twenty-five cents!
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This photograph is a thinly veiled personal attack on Sophistbastard
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If you drank every time you heard the word "maverick" you were dead by 9:15
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No
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Sophistbastard survived by gnawing off his own leg
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In the butt?
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The Aristocrats --Tadaaa!
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Brew your own gin in the hotel bathtub
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This photograph is a thinly veiled personal attack on Sophistbastard
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Yes
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Joe Biden says he voted against funding the troops because of an amendment he voted against had a timeline in it to draw down American troops
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osym says he won't buy her Taco Bell
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What?
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Caribou Barbie now has kung fu grip!
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No really -- what?
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That's not what we need to create jobs and really bolster and heat up our economy
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