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October 24th, 2008


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02:31 pm - POLL! (There's a shock)

Poll #2546 I really have no interest in being at work today
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What is the best way to tell the world to fuck off?

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Live well
6 (60.0%)

Moon everyone
4 (40.0%)

Look better than everyone else
5 (50.0%)

Fart copiously
1 (10.0%)

Masturbate furiously
5 (50.0%)

Complete random inscrutable polls online
6 (60.0%)

Trouser-stoat!
1 (10.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
4 (40.0%)

Eat a peach
3 (30.0%)

Realize that life is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
6 (60.0%)

Why are you eating prunes?

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It beats flinging poo like a monkey!
5 (50.0%)

Monkeys!
1 (10.0%)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
1 (10.0%)

My milkshake only brings about 25% of the boys to the yard
2 (20.0%)

I'm constipated!
3 (30.0%)

You damn kids get off my lawn!
6 (60.0%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
4 (40.0%)

Trouser-stoat!
1 (10.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (20.0%)

They are a half-point each on Weight Watchers!
3 (30.0%)

Is it true that Richie Cunningham is having an affair with the Fonz?

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Yes
3 (30.0%)

No
2 (20.0%)

Blasphemer!
3 (30.0%)

Yes yes oh yes oh baby please don't stop
4 (40.0%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
2 (20.0%)

My nipples explode with delight
6 (60.0%)

Not that there's anything wrong with that
8 (80.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
3 (30.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding
2 (20.0%)

Semen is not listed on the Weight Watchers core list!
4 (40.0%)

Why does Spencer the Kitteh dig to China to poop?

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Lo Mein
4 (44.4%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (22.2%)

Beer
1 (11.1%)

Kinda dumb
0 (0.0%)

Poop is not listed on the Weight Watchers core list!
5 (55.6%)

Revenge on Chinese Chefs
6 (66.7%)

Blame weasel2000!
4 (44.4%)

Forest Gump ain't real
1 (11.1%)

There are real eyeballs in my cutlery
1 (11.1%)

Because [info]osym won't let him poop in the kitchen sink
6 (66.7%)

Are you threatening me?

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I need TP!
4 (44.4%)

TP for my bunghole!
3 (33.3%)

I am from Lake Titicaca!
2 (22.2%)

I just made up a story about you beating me up because of my GOP sticker
4 (44.4%)

Surprise! Buttsecks!
2 (22.2%)

Come out with your pants down!
3 (33.3%)

My people have but one bunghole!
3 (33.3%)

Will you please pull that carrot out of your ass?
3 (33.3%)

I need crappuchino!
5 (55.6%)

Would you like to see my portfolio?
3 (33.3%)


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