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I remember when I lost my mind
4 (50.0%)

A moose once bit my sister
3 (37.5%)

This sort of dream often predicts a tristate killing spree
7 (87.5%)

Please please don't sodomize me!
1 (12.5%)

Calamine lotion will clear that right up
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The driver then allegedly tried to run but tripped and fell directly in front of a passing car of security guards
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I guess that means my date with Spike is off
6 (75.0%)

I love Westboro Baptist Church long time
3 (37.5%)

Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance
2 (25.0%)

I bless the rains down in Africa
4 (50.0%)

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I love you so much that my butt hurts
1 (12.5%)

Not the comfy chair!
7 (87.5%)

You can dance if you want to
3 (37.5%)

Did you know that orgasm is a fine cure for cramps?
5 (62.5%)

My uterus is trying to tear its way out of my body!
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For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding?
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It takes a while to load a 30-round mag
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It's a wafer thin mint
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You can leave your friends behind
2 (28.6%)

Why can't we all just get along?
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One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
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Moose bites can be quite nasty you know
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My epee is flaccid and I am so embarrassed
6 (75.0%)

Have you taken your medication?
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Touch my monkey!
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