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November 24th, 2008


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12:27 pm - Birthday Poll

Being a Sagittarius, [info]osym is not satisfied with a fabulous Coach bag, a big ass bday party, and a week at the beach. Nooo... she needs a poll to celebrate her lesser feast as well. So here it is!

Poll #2767 Jayna's birthday poll
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What kind of birthday cake should [info]osym make?

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Yellow
1 (16.7%)

White
1 (16.7%)

Devil's Food
3 (50.0%)

Angel Food
1 (16.7%)

Pineapple Upside-Down
1 (16.7%)

Carrot
1 (16.7%)

Red Velvet
3 (50.0%)

Your Mama
0 (0.0%)

Thinly Veiled Personal Insult
1 (16.7%)

Beer
4 (66.7%)

Why doesn't sophistbastard like snow?

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It happened in 'Nam and he doesn't like to talk about it
3 (50.0%)

Stupid DC-area drivers
2 (33.3%)

Surprise buttsecks
1 (16.7%)

It's part of a thinly veiled personal attack against [info]osym
2 (33.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Mr. Tiki God
4 (66.7%)

Monkeys
3 (50.0%)

Cunnilingus
1 (16.7%)

Fellatio
1 (16.7%)

Beer
3 (50.0%)

What size are sophistbastard's tires?

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I thought he wore shoes
3 (50.0%)

In the butt!
1 (16.7%)

24
1 (16.7%)

7
1 (16.7%)

365
2 (33.3%)

36
0 (0.0%)

34
0 (0.0%)

Beer
5 (83.3%)

420
0 (0.0%)

Bacon!
3 (50.0%)

Cake or death?

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Cake
4 (66.7%)

Death... I mean cake!
3 (50.0%)

Death
2 (33.3%)

Sorry we're out of cake
3 (50.0%)

How about a nice covered dish?
2 (33.3%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on sophistbastard
1 (16.7%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on laura47
1 (16.7%)

This is not the hammer
0 (0.0%)

The hammer is my penis
0 (0.0%)

I wasn't there and you can't prove a thing
2 (33.3%)

What are the kittehs, Spencer and Amanda, doing in Bethesda while their humans are away?

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Masturbating furiously
1 (16.7%)

Throwing everything into the kitchen sink
3 (50.0%)

Ordering pizza and Chinese food
4 (66.7%)

Beer
2 (33.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Making thinly veiled personal attacks on [info]chickgonebad's cats
5 (83.3%)

Prank calling stores to ask if they have Prince Albert in a can
2 (33.3%)

Farting
1 (16.7%)

Inviting all the neighborhood cats in for a party
4 (66.7%)

Visiting the local family planning clinic to get their sterilizations reversed
4 (66.7%)


(Bitch, Please)

Comments:


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From:[info]osym
Date:November 24th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
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I AM spoiled. I love you man.
[User Picture]
From:[info]davensjournal
Date:November 24th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
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"I can't.. get... trees... DAMN! I will kill EVERYONE in the world!"

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