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November 26th, 2008


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01:51 pm - Hump Day/Faux Friday/Pre-Thanksgiving Poll

Poll #2781 Hump Day/Faux Friday/Pre-Thanksgiving Poll
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

For what will you give thanks tomorrow?

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Turkey
4 (57.1%)

Stuffing
5 (71.4%)

Hookers
5 (71.4%)

Blow
1 (14.3%)

Beer
3 (42.9%)

Mashed Potatoes
4 (57.1%)

Dan Qualye
0 (0.0%)

Thinly veiled personal insults against me
3 (42.9%)

Your mama
1 (14.3%)

Communist pro-abort lesbians
4 (57.1%)

What makes someone "that girl"?

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She has to be Marlo Thomas
1 (14.3%)

Surprise buttsecks!
4 (57.1%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Pr0n
5 (71.4%)

Tentacles
5 (71.4%)

Testicles
0 (0.0%)

Cunnilingus
4 (57.1%)

Bacon
3 (42.9%)

Badger badger badger badger
3 (42.9%)

Where is my flying car?

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Sparta
2 (28.6%)

My ass
0 (0.0%)

Japan
1 (14.3%)

The sky
1 (14.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

*burp* I dunno
4 (57.1%)

The future
5 (71.4%)

Testicles
0 (0.0%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
4 (57.1%)

This poll is failing to get me laid
6 (85.7%)

What are the birds singing?

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You're gonna die
4 (57.1%)

This is Sparta!
3 (42.9%)

...how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
0 (0.0%)

The Internet is for Pr0n
6 (85.7%)

What what in the butt
3 (42.9%)

Give us bread bitches
1 (14.3%)

Beer
2 (28.6%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Your dick good for nothin'
3 (42.9%)

Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
2 (28.6%)

Why is this poll so lame?

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It had an ankle injury in Viet Nam
3 (42.9%)

I have gas because I'm old
3 (42.9%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

My dick so hot its stolen
3 (42.9%)

Your dick look like Gary Coleman
2 (28.6%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

It is a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]madamruppy
5 (71.4%)

It is failing to get me laid
7 (100.0%)

It is a pre-Thanksgiving bondage turkey
6 (85.7%)


(Bitch, Please)

Comments:


From:[info]osym
Date:November 26th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
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mmmmmm....bondage turkey!
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:November 26th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
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You don't get a flying car until I get a flying car. There's a waiting list, you know.

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