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Turkey
4 (57.1%)

Stuffing
5 (71.4%)

Hookers
5 (71.4%)

Blow
1 (14.3%)

Beer
3 (42.9%)

Mashed Potatoes
4 (57.1%)

Dan Qualye
0 (0.0%)

Thinly veiled personal insults against me
3 (42.9%)

Your mama
1 (14.3%)

Communist pro-abort lesbians
4 (57.1%)

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She has to be Marlo Thomas
1 (14.3%)

Surprise buttsecks!
4 (57.1%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Pr0n
5 (71.4%)

Tentacles
5 (71.4%)

Testicles
0 (0.0%)

Cunnilingus
4 (57.1%)

Bacon
3 (42.9%)

Badger badger badger badger
3 (42.9%)

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Sparta
2 (28.6%)

My ass
0 (0.0%)

Japan
1 (14.3%)

The sky
1 (14.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

*burp* I dunno
4 (57.1%)

The future
5 (71.4%)

Testicles
0 (0.0%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
4 (57.1%)

This poll is failing to get me laid
6 (85.7%)

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You're gonna die
4 (57.1%)

This is Sparta!
3 (42.9%)

...how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
0 (0.0%)

The Internet is for Pr0n
6 (85.7%)

What what in the butt
3 (42.9%)

Give us bread bitches
1 (14.3%)

Beer
2 (28.6%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Your dick good for nothin'
3 (42.9%)

Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
2 (28.6%)

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It had an ankle injury in Viet Nam
3 (42.9%)

I have gas because I'm old
3 (42.9%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

My dick so hot its stolen
3 (42.9%)

Your dick look like Gary Coleman
2 (28.6%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

It is a thinly veiled personal attack on madamruppy
5 (71.4%)

It is failing to get me laid
7 (100.0%)

It is a pre-Thanksgiving bondage turkey
6 (85.7%)