I Am a Pretty Pretty Princess - Hump Day Poll

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December 3rd, 2008


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11:42 am - Hump Day Poll

Poll #2812 Hump Day!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What are you humping?

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The mailman
1 (10.0%)

A fire hydrant
1 (10.0%)

My lovely lady lumps
5 (50.0%)

Your leg
6 (60.0%)

[info]madamruppy
3 (30.0%)

Your pillow
2 (20.0%)

A chihuahua
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
2 (20.0%)

Beer
3 (30.0%)

A life-size cardboard cutout of Barack Obama
2 (20.0%)

Wednesday commonly referred to as "hump day" because:

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It's the middle of the work week
7 (70.0%)

It's an ancient Sumerian celebration of camels
4 (40.0%)

My butt hurts
0 (0.0%)

The ancient Norse celebrated Woden by humping anything in their path
7 (70.0%)

Beer
3 (30.0%)

Celebrating the hump in the middle of rear wheel drive vehicles
2 (20.0%)

It's actually a mistranslation of "hummus day" in which we eat a garlicky blend of chick peas
4 (40.0%)

We're idiots
6 (60.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

It's all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
5 (50.0%)

What happened to you?

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I hab a cod
2 (20.0%)

There was a blur of black and white and then our jeep was gone
2 (20.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
3 (30.0%)

I blame society for my life of crime
5 (50.0%)

I blame [info]osym
5 (50.0%)

It's the part of the gay agenda right after brunch
6 (60.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

It's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy
5 (50.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

To be honest this is actually a thinly veiled personal insult to me
4 (40.0%)

My legs! Where are my legs?

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I blame society for my life of crime
2 (20.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
3 (30.0%)

Over there where the dwarf's body was laying last night
4 (40.0%)

It's the part of the gay agenda right after cocktails
5 (50.0%)

Huhuhuhuhuh... you said "cock"
5 (50.0%)

Not all Canadians are polite
2 (20.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Attached to your feet dumbass
4 (40.0%)

I am humping them
6 (60.0%)

Beer
1 (10.0%)

What does this have to do with the price of tea in China?

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Why is the mailman running away?
5 (50.0%)

My humps
3 (30.0%)

My lovely lady lumps
3 (30.0%)

Surprise buttsecks!
4 (40.0%)

I am humping your leg
5 (50.0%)

A male sloth may spend his whole life in one rain forest tree
5 (50.0%)

Blame Canada!
4 (40.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

Your mama
1 (10.0%)

Tadpole's a winner!
3 (30.0%)


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Comments:


From:[info]firehorse
Date:December 4th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
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...why IS the mailman running away? I thought it was good for him, too! ;_;
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:December 4th, 2008 02:08 pm (UTC)
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Some people just don't appreciate a good leg humping!

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