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What are you wearing?
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That's $3.99 an hour plus any long-distance charges
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
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Yes
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No
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Monkeys fling poo
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Imbimbo ergo sum
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Is that Keanu Reeves?
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Bitch set me up!
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Me love you long time
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What the fucking fuck?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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A full day of watching Classic Star Trek will do that to you
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
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This is a thinly veiled personal insult to me!
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