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Pushing clueless cretins into the wood chopper
4 (57.1%)

Laundry sink plug
2 (28.6%)

Pulling the curly ribbon out of the cat's ass
3 (42.9%)

What what?
2 (28.6%)

In Santa's butt?
2 (28.6%)

Hanging on to the bottom of an airplane Maxwell Smart style
3 (42.9%)

Sex shower handle
5 (71.4%)

Reindeer trainer
0 (0.0%)

Isn't it a lovely new hat?
1 (14.3%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on madamruppy
4 (57.1%)

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Chocolate chip
3 (42.9%)

Snickerdoodles
3 (42.9%)

Peanut butter
3 (42.9%)

Macadamia nut
1 (14.3%)

Almond
2 (28.6%)

Samwell
2 (28.6%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

There are no cookies there is only Zuul
3 (42.9%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

This question is a thinly veiled personal attack on i_scribble!
3 (42.9%)

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ether
6 (85.7%)

two bags of grass
5 (71.4%)

seventy-five pellets of mescaline
2 (28.6%)

five sheets of high powered blotter acid
3 (42.9%)

a salt shaker half full of cocaine
3 (42.9%)

uppers
1 (14.3%)

downers
1 (14.3%)

screamers
2 (28.6%)

laughers
2 (28.6%)

two dozen amyls
2 (28.6%)

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Um...
4 (57.1%)

Maybe?
4 (57.1%)

Not really
5 (71.4%)

When I'm bad I'm better
5 (71.4%)

I was a veritable angel!
1 (14.3%)

Yes
1 (14.3%)

Oh yes
0 (0.0%)

Yes yes yes
1 (14.3%)

Oh baby please don't stop
3 (42.9%)

What?
2 (28.6%)

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Yes
0 (0.0%)

No
2 (28.6%)

Nobody here but us grinches!
3 (42.9%)

Moar rum plz
4 (57.1%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

I come bearing bacon-wrapped bacon!
2 (28.6%)

Get the lube!
1 (14.3%)

Get the butter!
0 (0.0%)

Now this is a sticky situation!
2 (28.6%)

OHNOES this entire poll was a thinly veiled personal attack on me AND it failed to get me laid!
6 (85.7%)