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March 13th, 2009


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10:02 am - Friday Five

Poll #3350 Are you offended yet?
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

This poll is a thinly veiled personal attack on you, yes, YOU!

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I'm offended!
6 (54.5%)

My butt hurts
3 (27.3%)

What?
4 (36.4%)

It's only offensive if you are Catholic
2 (18.2%)

It's only offensive if you are Jewish
1 (9.1%)

It's all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
7 (63.6%)

It's only offensive if you are Islamic
1 (9.1%)

It's only offensive if you are your mama
2 (18.2%)

It's only offensive if you are beer
3 (27.3%)

Please fondle my buttocks
7 (63.6%)

Monkeys can self-fellate!

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I'm offended!
2 (18.2%)

My butt hurts
2 (18.2%)

What?
5 (45.5%)

It's only offensive if you are Catholic
2 (18.2%)

It's only offensive if you are Jewish
2 (18.2%)

It's all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
5 (45.5%)

It's only offensive if you are Islamic
1 (9.1%)

It's only offensive if you are your mama
1 (9.1%)

It's only offensive if you are beer
3 (27.3%)

Touch my monkey
9 (81.8%)

The first LARP I helped run featured a former "donkey dancer" named Maria Picante

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I'm offended!
2 (18.2%)

My butt hurts
1 (9.1%)

That's not my butt
3 (27.3%)

That's what she said
6 (54.5%)

It's only offensive if you are from Tiajuana
2 (18.2%)

It's only offensive if you are a donkey
4 (36.4%)

It's only offensive if you prefer the mild salsa
5 (45.5%)

It's only offensive if you are a pretty pretty princess
4 (36.4%)

Beer
3 (27.3%)

Hee haw! Hee haw!
9 (81.8%)

Is it anti-semetic if a jew writes a concentration camp scene in a LARP?

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I'm offended!
2 (18.2%)

Does it feature Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS?
9 (81.8%)

Only if it features gang rape
4 (36.4%)

Only if it features your mama
0 (0.0%)

Only if it features beer
1 (9.1%)

Only if it features Nazis (I hate those guys)
3 (27.3%)

Only if she has a Catholic breast
3 (27.3%)

Why do fools fall in love?
5 (45.5%)

That's not my butt
4 (36.4%)

Only if it features Hitler
2 (18.2%)

What's more offensive?

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Surprise buttsecks!
3 (27.3%)

Beer
5 (45.5%)

Your mama
2 (18.2%)

My ass
3 (27.3%)

Boobies
1 (9.1%)

Penis
2 (18.2%)

Vagina vagina VAGINA!
1 (9.1%)

Nipples
1 (9.1%)

This entire poll is [info]osym's fault!
9 (81.8%)

Eeyore?
7 (63.6%)


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Comments:


From:[info]mr_teem
Date:March 13th, 2009 09:20 am (UTC)
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Silly rabbit, boobies are never offensive!
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:March 13th, 2009 10:13 am (UTC)
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I am offended by the covering on the boobies.
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:March 13th, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
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Have to leave something for the imagination... :-D
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:March 13th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
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How about these?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 13th, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)

From flaviarassen

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For some reason, I only get the results, never the chance to vote!
Is the poll already closed? (11:00 am)

I would say that a concentration camp scene is only anti-semitic
if it's written as "da JOOOOZ deserved it". Otherwise, how could
it be? (Yeah, taking the fun out of everything again by taking it
all so seriously!)
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:March 13th, 2009 10:21 am (UTC)

Re: From flaviarassen

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I am guessing you need to log in to insane journal using OpenID. If you're already logged into LJ, that should work.
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:March 13th, 2009 10:57 am (UTC)

Re: From flaviarassen

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IJ logs me every three-four days or so and I have to log in again.
From:[info]dayglow_pirate
Date:March 13th, 2009 11:21 am (UTC)
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You're gonna have to do better than this if you want to offend me. The only thing that I would find offensive is Monica Lewinsky having sex with Jerry Falwell's bloated stinking rotting corpse and that's only offensive because it's Jerry Falwell and Monica Lewinsky....
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:March 13th, 2009 11:22 am (UTC)
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I just feel sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

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