I Am a Pretty Pretty Princess - Justifiable Homicide Friday

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March 20th, 2009


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02:12 pm - Justifiable Homicide Friday

Poll #3382 Justifiable Homicide Friday
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Tweak says, "I believe you have my stapler."

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I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics
3 (30.0%)

You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left
1 (10.0%)

Your mama
1 (10.0%)

Beer
3 (30.0%)

Justifiable homicide
6 (60.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
3 (30.0%)

Did you know that monkeys can self-fellate?
4 (40.0%)

I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire
6 (60.0%)

I could put strychnine in the guacamole
6 (60.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (20.0%)

Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it

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I believe you have my stapler
7 (70.0%)

What what?
3 (30.0%)

Is this a thinly veiled threat against [info]firehorse AGAIN?
5 (50.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

It's true this man has no dick
6 (60.0%)

In the butt?
5 (50.0%)

I itch
0 (0.0%)

I'm a pretty pretty princess!
2 (20.0%)

Justifiable homicide
6 (60.0%)

Tweak says, "Arg, me harties."

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Tweak is tweaking again
3 (30.0%)

Tweak needs to use a spell checker
5 (50.0%)

Tweak is a pretty pretty priness
3 (30.0%)

Tweak has no dick
6 (60.0%)

Tweak is no longer infected
3 (30.0%)

Tweak is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy
1 (10.0%)

Tweak just posted his brackets for March Madness
2 (20.0%)

Tweak is a thinly veiled threat on [info]osym
6 (60.0%)

Tweak is grounds for justifiable homicide
5 (50.0%)

Tweak represents the sordid underbelly of barely repressed homoerotic urges
8 (80.0%)

Are you tired of thoose quick weight lose scams?

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Yes
6 (60.0%)

No
0 (0.0%)

OMG this is a thinly veiled personal insult to me!
5 (50.0%)

My butt hurts
2 (20.0%)

Pass the olestra please
6 (60.0%)

Pass me a clean pair of undershorts please
5 (50.0%)

I rarely wear undershorts
6 (60.0%)

Justifiable homicide
6 (60.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

My dick look like the Chargers (the whole team)

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Your shit look like you're fourteen
4 (40.0%)

It's true this man has no dick
6 (60.0%)

Justifiable homicide
3 (30.0%)

Your mama
1 (10.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

I believe you have my stapler
6 (60.0%)

I could put my foot in your ass
4 (40.0%)

This is a thinly veiled threat to [info]madamruppy
6 (60.0%)

I blame society
4 (40.0%)

You're just another white suburban punk like me
2 (20.0%)


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Comments:


From:[info]bikergeek
Date:March 21st, 2009 03:18 am (UTC)
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For the record, I love the phrase the sordid underbelly of barely repressed homoerotic urges.
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:March 21st, 2009 09:05 am (UTC)
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sometimes the contents of my brain amuuse me. I am fairly certain that phrase stemmed from watching American football.

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