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April 3rd, 2009


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09:38 pm - Friday Five

Poll #3477 Friday Five, 3 April 2009
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

A federal grand jury charged former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Thursday 2 April with racketeering, extortion and fraud. What was his response?

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"I'm saddened and hurt but I am not surprised by the indictment"
1 (12.5%)

"I am innocent"
1 (12.5%)

"I feel it's a modest way for me to serve my country, the United States of America, as I leave the country that my father came from"
1 (12.5%)

"My spoon is too big"
1 (12.5%)

"Bitch set me up!"
7 (87.5%)

"Money talks—am I right people?"
5 (62.5%)

"Your mama"
0 (0.0%)

"This is all a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]bikergeek"
4 (50.0%)

"Beer"
1 (12.5%)

"For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!"
4 (50.0%)

The Iowa Supreme Court upheld a lower-court ruling that rejected a state law restricting marriage to a union between a man and woman. What does this mean?

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Iowa will become a gay mecca!
6 (75.0%)

Cats and dogs living together!
5 (62.5%)

Real old testament stuff!
3 (37.5%)

Surprise buttsecks!
3 (37.5%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Your sister's hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue
4 (50.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]madamruppy
2 (25.0%)

Those damn activist judges are upholding the Constitution again!
7 (87.5%)

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
1 (12.5%)

I itch
0 (0.0%)

A lone gunman armed with two handguns killed 14 people and critically wounded four more in a rampage through an immigration services center in the upstate town of Binghamton, New York. Why did he do this?

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His spoon was too big
1 (12.5%)

He was a banana
4 (50.0%)

Rod Blagojevich wouldn't gay marry him in Iowa
5 (62.5%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

It's all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
4 (50.0%)

It's a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]osym
3 (37.5%)

In the butt?
1 (12.5%)

The penguins are psychotic!
5 (62.5%)

It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead pipe
4 (50.0%)

A company at the heart of a nationwide pistachio recall said Friday that Kraft Foods Inc. detected salmonella in its pistachios more than six months ago but didn't report the finding until last week.

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My nuts are also poisonous
5 (62.5%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (25.0%)

It's all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
4 (50.0%)

If you have any poo fling it now
8 (100.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]ravenrose
2 (25.0%)

Salmonella tainted cherries?
5 (62.5%)

I'm tired of the constant drip drip drip of gonorrhea
2 (25.0%)

I would very much like a B.C.S.
0 (0.0%)

In a surprise move, a judge on Friday rejected Madonna's request to adopt a second child from Malawi and said it would set a dangerous precedent to bend rules requiring that prospective parents live here for some period.

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In another surprise move there was buttsecks
3 (37.5%)

Buttsecks is no longer a surprise
5 (62.5%)

What does surprise buttsecks have to do with Madonna?
5 (62.5%)

Wait -- don't answer that
5 (62.5%)

This is another thinly veiled personal attack on [info]firehorse
3 (37.5%)

For the love of god and all that is holy
1 (12.5%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Yes yes yes yes oh baby please don't stop
1 (12.5%)

He also said he loved her in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"
6 (75.0%)


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