Tweets for Saturday 4 April 2009.

• 00:45 Okay, I had yummy pomegranate-blueberry juice, with pomegranate vodka, and a splash of tonic. Plus Dangerous Liaisons. Sleepy now. #
• 11:47 Okay, waiting for decongestants to kick in. Then to CVS. Then to Grease Monkey. Win! #
• 12:03 It's funny when someone plays your joke and they don't realize they ARE the joke. Okay it's sad, too, but... #
• 12:30 The Power Of Obama Compels Thee. In your pants. #
• 13:26 on my way to CVS then LL Bean #
• 13:39 waiting for drugz #
• 14:07 got drugz, got soda, now on way to LL Bean #
• 14:43 LL Bean exchange accomplished -- I have fabulous new purple tops, spouse has stuff too. next, Big Lots. #
• 15:50 Did not buy purple lava lamp personal massager at Big Lots. Was sorely tempted for the giggles. #
• 15:50 There is a hornet in the drawing room. #
• 20:12 I am feeling the love. www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/988349701.html #
• 22:04 Watching the Liz Taylor Cleopatra. The Romans are pretty pretty princesses... okay, not really. #
• 22:06 I want Ptolemy's cabana boys/bearers #
• 22:07 I think that every man who gets a sympathetic ear from me while he vents about his life should pay me for my time with oral sex #
• 22:32 It is also difficult to tell the rank of a naked general. Generals without armies are naked indeed. #
• 22:41 Hey! That man's butt is showing! #

I ran out of spoons before Grease Monkey, but I got a lot of laundry done. So... mixed win. Why am I awake before 7? Crazy!