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your mama
0 (0.0%)

a wedgie
6 (85.7%)

being set on fire
2 (28.6%)

having a gerbil up your ass
2 (28.6%)

taint kicking
1 (14.3%)

beer
2 (28.6%)

a thinly veiled personal insult to osym
3 (42.9%)

furious masturbation
5 (71.4%)

Karl Rove
2 (28.6%)

Are you hitting on me?
3 (42.9%)

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your mama
2 (28.6%)

a wedgie
0 (0.0%)

being jumped on by the Dallas Cowgirls
4 (57.1%)

a three-way with Barbie and Skipper
3 (42.9%)

Samwell
1 (14.3%)

being set on fire
4 (57.1%)

having a gerbil up your ass
5 (71.4%)

a thinly veiled personal insult to firehorse
3 (42.9%)

Michelle Obama
2 (28.6%)

Are you hitting on me?
3 (42.9%)

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I don't know
3 (42.9%)

Let me ask your mom
2 (28.6%)

Beer
1 (14.3%)

97482674936358475624765943653 hours
4 (57.1%)

Death
2 (28.6%)

This is a thinly veiled personal insult to dayglow_pirate!
4 (57.1%)

Give me an hour and I'll tell you
3 (42.9%)

Bacon bacon bacon!
3 (42.9%)

We'll never know because the record holder went blind and crazy and had to shave his palms constantly
4 (57.1%)

Are you hitting on me?
3 (42.9%)

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Vibrator
5 (71.4%)

Happy to see you
5 (71.4%)

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3 (42.9%)

Gerbil
1 (14.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
3 (42.9%)

A thinly veiled personal insult to kitten_goddess
3 (42.9%)

Armadillo
1 (14.3%)

It's the world record for porn viewing
4 (57.1%)

Are you hitting on me?
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Yes
3 (42.9%)

No
4 (57.1%)

Maybe
3 (42.9%)

Do a little dance
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4 (57.1%)

Your mama
2 (28.6%)

Beer
3 (42.9%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on jessicamelusine
4 (57.1%)

Yes yes yes yes oh baby yes please don't stop
4 (57.1%)