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April 12th, 2009


[info]chickgonebad08:02 pm - Easter Poll

Poll #3534 Easter Sunday
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Why do we celebrate Easter?

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Jesus Christ's victory over death
5 (50.0%)

pagan celebration of renewal and rebirth
6 (60.0%)

Spring equinox-ish
6 (60.0%)

Zombie preparedness
8 (80.0%)

Flying Spaghetti Monster's victory over tomato sauce
5 (50.0%)

Confusion about Passover
6 (60.0%)

My butt hurts
1 (10.0%)

Closed restaurants deprive [info]chickgonebad of chicken & waffles!
6 (60.0%)

Bunnies and chicks are cute
4 (40.0%)

I like chocolate
9 (90.0%)

What is your favorite part about Easter?

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Eating chocolate
8 (80.0%)

Coloring eggs
1 (10.0%)

Attending church
0 (0.0%)

Picking out a new Easter bonnet
0 (0.0%)

Eating ham
4 (40.0%)

Debunking silly stories about Ostara
3 (30.0%)

Family togetherness
1 (10.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
2 (20.0%)

Thinly veiled personal attacks on drawn-n-qrtered
3 (30.0%)

Beer
3 (30.0%)

What's the best defense against pirates?

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Carpet bombing
3 (30.0%)

1 rope and 3 bullets
3 (30.0%)

Kraken
5 (50.0%)

Davey Jones
3 (30.0%)

Embittered British Naval Officers
7 (70.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
4 (40.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
1 (10.0%)

Chastity belt
6 (60.0%)

Thinly veiled personal attacks on sophistbastard
4 (40.0%)

What do pirates have to do with Easter?

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Pirates and zombies can both be stopped by a shotgun blast to the head
8 (80.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
1 (10.0%)

Bunnies often travel by pirate ship
8 (80.0%)

Sodomy
6 (60.0%)

Rum
8 (80.0%)

The Lash
5 (50.0%)

I like chocolate
6 (60.0%)

Your mama
2 (20.0%)

Beer
2 (20.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal insult to bdsam1
4 (40.0%)

Imagine you're an overworked forensics expert. Would you expect a bullet made of meat?

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Yes
2 (20.0%)

No
4 (40.0%)

WTF?
3 (30.0%)

Mmm... meat
6 (60.0%)

I gotcher meat bullet right heayah
4 (40.0%)

Operational files of the CIA are exempt from FOIA
1 (10.0%)

No one expects the thinly veiled meat bullet attack on osym!
4 (40.0%)

Yes yes yes oh baby yes please don't stop!
2 (20.0%)

Beer
3 (30.0%)

Your mama
1 (10.0%)


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