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Yes
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No
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Maybe
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Your mama
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Beer
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I am deeply offended by this thinly veiled personal attack on my morality
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Texas?
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Only steers and queers come from Texas!
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Well no but my teabags are a bit sore from yesterday
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For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
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Yes
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I'm too stupid to use evite
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This is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
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I am opposed to evite because I am unruly and argumentative
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For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
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I never actually read the evite but I respond yes to everything
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Yes
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I'm pining for the fjords
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I'm a pretty pretty princess
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For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
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This is a thinly veiled personal insult to me!
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Yes yes yes yes oh yes oh please oh baby don't stop...
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I don't understand! Waaaah!
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Hey wait a minute...
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Please! Please don't sodomize meeeeeeee!
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I'm a pretty pretty princess!
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Yes yes yes yes oh yes oh please oh baby don't stop...
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