Taurus for the Week of Apr 20th, 2009 -- The New Moon in your sign this weekend opens the door to new romantic possibilities. The key is to please yourself first. When you're having fun it makes you even more attractive to others. As long as you're not too selfish about it, your joy becomes a magnet that could make you everyone's favorite person at the party or on the playground.

Tweets for Friday 17 April 2009.

• 00:04 Also tinyurl.com/c82scf #
• 00:05 Now, bed, dammit. Tomorrow, mail sidekick. #
• 07:30 on the way to work, full of apricot smoothie #
• 07:58 was looking at a hot(ish) guy in a car next to me; was going to make eyes until I saw the cigarette in his hand #
• 08:09 sunny and 71 today! #
• 12:32 If we get a high speed rail line in the U.S., I will have a party in my pants. #
• 12:44 Just discovered that AA hasn't checked the mailboxes in oh... at least 9 days. #
• 14:31 RT @anamariecox Steve Schmidt addressing Log Cabin Republicans. SUCK IT @NOMTWEETS!!! SUCK IT! twitpic.com/3grgx #
• 17:48 on my way to Hamburg #
• 18:14 right now my gps is giving me an eta of 10:44. Not promising. Oh DC traffic. #
• 18:36 just misread a sign for an egg hunt as EGC hunt. #
• 18:38 goats! #
• 18:45 gosling!!! #
• 18:48 groundhogzh #
• 19:07 fox! #
• 19:08 weasel? #
• 19:14 just dance -- it'll be okay #
• 19:17 if my last name were Kegel, I think I'd change it #
• 19:25 eta updated to 10 #
• 20:16 6illed gas tank, got a diet coke #
• 20:36 oh dear, I'm in the land of truck nutz #
• 20:37 on the other hand, there's a gun show the wknd of wedding anniversary #
• 21:13 need moar cowbell #
• 21:35 14 miles to go #
• 21:38 and here's a gratuitous SUCK IT @nomtweets #
• 21:40 mmm... skunk #

• 01:54 qotd: "my butt smells like peaches" #
• 15:51 petted the sweetest pit bull ever at the auto parts store #

Also learned that "Fantasy Bear" is hilarious when read in a "Japanese Gameshow Host" voice.