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April 20th, 2009


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01:41 pm - Monday Poll

Poll #3593 I'm not getting anything else done, so...
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What's the best thing to yell when one reaches sexual climax?

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Surprise buttsecks!
1 (16.7%)

Pikachu I choose you!
1 (16.7%)

Who the hell are you?
1 (16.7%)

Now! Make it with me!
1 (16.7%)

Safeword!
2 (33.3%)

Your mama!
0 (0.0%)

Beer!
1 (16.7%)

Tadpole! Tadpole's a winner!
2 (33.3%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (33.3%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
2 (33.3%)

What's the best way to a man's heart?

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Sex
2 (33.3%)

Food
0 (0.0%)

Sweet talk
2 (33.3%)

Surprise buttsecks
0 (0.0%)

Through his sternum
4 (66.7%)

I have a pocket knife
3 (50.0%)

A cake with a file in it works for me
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
2 (33.3%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
1 (16.7%)

Sex is:

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like pizza
2 (33.3%)

the most fun two people can have without laughing
4 (66.7%)

actually it's okay to laugh as long as you aren't pointing
5 (83.3%)

my butt
0 (0.0%)

female
0 (0.0%)

male
0 (0.0%)

expensive
0 (0.0%)

your mama
1 (16.7%)

beer
1 (16.7%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
2 (33.3%)

The Fantasy Bear website is down! What can this mean?

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You're starting to multiple big time!
1 (16.7%)

Old Testament -- real wrath of God type stuff
3 (50.0%)

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
3 (50.0%)

Rivers and seas boiling!
2 (33.3%)

Forty years of darkness!
2 (33.3%)

Earthquakes! Volcanoes!
2 (33.3%)

The dead rising from the grave!
3 (50.0%)

Human sacrifice!
3 (50.0%)

Dogs and cats living together!
4 (66.7%)

Mass hysteria!
3 (50.0%)

Why aren't there any thinly veiled personal attacks in this poll?

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Beer
2 (33.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Your slap-happy grandpappy
0 (0.0%)

Pie fixes everything
1 (16.7%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (33.3%)

This poll should be read aloud by a Japanese gameshow host
3 (50.0%)

I itch
0 (0.0%)

The entire poll is mocking one person -- Fantasy Bear
4 (66.7%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (33.3%)

This entire poll is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
2 (33.3%)


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Comments:


From:[info]mr_teem
Date:April 20th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
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Man, who can come up with a personal attack on 420? I never could. :-D
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:April 20th, 2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
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Look, someone has to lower the level of discourse around here.
From:[info]mr_teem
Date:April 20th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
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And why should you have all the fun? :-P
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From:[info]chickgonebad
Date:April 21st, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)
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Because I am a special special snowflake. :-)

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