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Surprise buttsecks!
1 (16.7%)

Pikachu I choose you!
1 (16.7%)

Who the hell are you?
1 (16.7%)

Now! Make it with me!
1 (16.7%)

Safeword!
2 (33.3%)

Your mama!
0 (0.0%)

Beer!
1 (16.7%)

Tadpole! Tadpole's a winner!
2 (33.3%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (33.3%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
2 (33.3%)

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Sex
2 (33.3%)

Food
0 (0.0%)

Sweet talk
2 (33.3%)

Surprise buttsecks
0 (0.0%)

Through his sternum
4 (66.7%)

I have a pocket knife
3 (50.0%)

A cake with a file in it works for me
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
2 (33.3%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
1 (16.7%)

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like pizza
2 (33.3%)

the most fun two people can have without laughing
4 (66.7%)

actually it's okay to laugh as long as you aren't pointing
5 (83.3%)

my butt
0 (0.0%)

female
0 (0.0%)

male
0 (0.0%)

expensive
0 (0.0%)

your mama
1 (16.7%)

beer
1 (16.7%)

You're starting to multiple big time!
2 (33.3%)

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You're starting to multiple big time!
1 (16.7%)

Old Testament -- real wrath of God type stuff
3 (50.0%)

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
3 (50.0%)

Rivers and seas boiling!
2 (33.3%)

Forty years of darkness!
2 (33.3%)

Earthquakes! Volcanoes!
2 (33.3%)

The dead rising from the grave!
3 (50.0%)

Human sacrifice!
3 (50.0%)

Dogs and cats living together!
4 (66.7%)

Mass hysteria!
3 (50.0%)

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Beer
2 (33.3%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Your slap-happy grandpappy
0 (0.0%)

Pie fixes everything
1 (16.7%)

Surprise buttsecks!
2 (33.3%)

This poll should be read aloud by a Japanese gameshow host
3 (50.0%)

I itch
0 (0.0%)

The entire poll is mocking one person -- Fantasy Bear
4 (66.7%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (33.3%)

This entire poll is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
2 (33.3%)