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April 21st, 2009


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10:47 am - Two for Tuesday

Poll #3598
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

What's the worst thing about gay marriage?

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There's a storm gathering -- the clouds are dark and the winds are strong
2 (25.0%)

The wind would be stronger if your sphincter would loosen up a little
3 (37.5%)

It's a grotesque monstrosity that will destroy the world
0 (0.0%)

My freedom to dress in tacky polyester will be taken away
3 (37.5%)

I must choose between my faith and my job
0 (0.0%)

Schools will teach my children that gay marriage is okay
1 (12.5%)

I will be forced to marry a bull dyke
3 (37.5%)

My husband will be forced to bottom for a muscle boy
2 (25.0%)

Hot lesbian action not for my personal viewing pleasure!
2 (25.0%)

Hot boy-on-boy action not on my DVDs!
4 (50.0%)

Dogs and cats living together
3 (37.5%)

Night of the living gays
3 (37.5%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (25.0%)

Beer
1 (12.5%)

Your mama
2 (25.0%)

Why is heterosexual marriage so sacred?

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Surprise buttsecks!
2 (25.0%)

It says "Adam and Eve" not "Adam and Steve"
1 (12.5%)

Because you can't sneak around with leatherboys if you're open and honest!
4 (50.0%)

Sex for any reason other than procreation is dirty and wrong
1 (12.5%)

Madonna and Sean Penn
0 (0.0%)

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
2 (25.0%)

Britney Spears and Jason Allen Alexander
3 (37.5%)

Cher and Gregg Allman
1 (12.5%)

Liz Taylor and... who?
1 (12.5%)

Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
2 (25.0%)

Beer
2 (25.0%)

This is all some kind of wacked out conspiracy!
3 (37.5%)

I love my dead gay son!
2 (25.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on me!
2 (25.0%)


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