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Waterboarding
3 (60.0%)

Sleep deprivation
3 (60.0%)

Punching
3 (60.0%)

Slapping
1 (20.0%)

Starvation
3 (60.0%)

Taint kicking
3 (60.0%)

FOX News watching
5 (100.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
2 (40.0%)

Pants wearing
3 (60.0%)

Reality TV
5 (100.0%)

Fanfic reading
3 (60.0%)

Poll taking
0 (0.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
1 (20.0%)

Thinly veiled personal attacks against osym
2 (40.0%)

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Some jackass who makes thinly veiled personal attacks on davensjournal
3 (60.0%)

Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Governor of Texas for life
3 (60.0%)

Rush Limbaugh's secret lover
3 (60.0%)

Exile from Nopantsistan
4 (80.0%)

Lead singer of an 80's hair band
2 (40.0%)

Zombie
2 (40.0%)

Waterboarding
1 (20.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
1 (20.0%)

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NO PANTS
1 (20.0%)

Not a damn thing
0 (0.0%)

A smile
2 (40.0%)

A lovely perfume
0 (0.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
0 (0.0%)

Men's pocky
0 (0.0%)

Lovely Halloween Pocky
0 (0.0%)

Shrimp Chips
0 (0.0%)

A thinly veiled personal attack on jessicamelusine
2 (40.0%)

Meatcards!
0 (0.0%)

Shirt
5 (100.0%)

Pants
4 (80.0%)

Your mama
1 (20.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Shoes
2 (40.0%)

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Yes
4 (80.0%)

No
1 (20.0%)

Maybe
2 (40.0%)

Nice work if you can get it
1 (20.0%)

Here they are
3 (60.0%)

Is this a new form of torture?
3 (60.0%)

Your mama
1 (20.0%)

Beer
1 (20.0%)

Yes yes yes oh baby please don't stop oh yes oh god yes ohhhhhhhhhh
1 (20.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on madamruppy
3 (60.0%)

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Your mama
0 (0.0%)

Taint kicking
1 (20.0%)

Waterboarding
0 (0.0%)

Meat cards
0 (0.0%)

Starting the day without caffeine
5 (100.0%)

Starting the day without an abortion
1 (20.0%)

Watching FOX News
5 (100.0%)

It's not masturbation if the cat does it for you
0 (0.0%)

Being forced to wear pants to work
4 (80.0%)

Thumbscrews
1 (20.0%)

Watching "Ultraviolet"
0 (0.0%)

Thinly veiled personal attacks on mr_teem
3 (60.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
0 (0.0%)

Completing this poll
1 (20.0%)

Surprise buttsecks
2 (40.0%)