Tweets for Friday 1 May 2009.

• 00:09 Stomach still sometimey. Lost some of dinner. Rehydrating. May break down and buy gatorade tomorrow. #
• 07:16 I'm awake! Didn't rehydrate all that much before I fell asleep, but I slept real well. Now I must put pants on & go to work. Stupid pants. #
• 07:36 Hurray, hurray, the month of May. Outdoor fucking starts today! Happy anniversary, G! #
• 07:46 neighbors have two naughty orange kitties sleeping in the window #
• 07:57 geez, how many stupid people can stand or walk behind my car when I'm trying to back out? Lots, apparently! #
• 08:18 giggles at the direct tv ad mentioning "qualifying packages" #
• 09:16 there is no law beyond do what thou wilt #
• 09:32 #followfriday @the_swine_flu @the_bird_flu @rudepundit @NathanFillion @AstroglideBrand #
• 09:35 Ha ha, it's me with fairy wings! (The sex fairy?) devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20090501.html #
• 10:22 Registered for NOTOCON!!! #
• 10:34 Just bid Jello Wrestling for Threads Funfair #
• 11:35 According to this article, the US exceeded the epidemic threshold for pneumonia & seasonal influenza last year. tinyurl.com/ddg5pv #
• 11:38 Today I saw a car that had been liberallyy strewn with cherry blossom petals. It was beautiful. #
• 12:13 Ohnoes I'm out of handsanitizer we are all going to die! #plagues #swineflu #
• 13:14 Okay, poll topics! #
• 13:44 Poll! chickgonebad.insanejournal.com/292382.html #
• 17:57 Waiting for husband. Bored. Actually doing work at the office, WTF? #
• 22:24 tinyurl.com/d2zajp Bobbitts re-united, kinda #