Tweets for Monday 4 May 2009.

• 06:52 off to work #
• 07:38 it is by caffeine alone I set my body in motion... not sure my mind is there yet. traffic sucks. also. #
• 08:09 hungry. stuck in water soluble driving skills traffic. please send donuts & cabana boys. #
• 09:21 insanejournal seems to have water-soluble connectivity skills today... so *that's* how it's gonna be today, eh? #
• 10:25 I had bacon Friday night, Saturday morning, and Sunday morning. Suck it, @the_swine_flu ! #
• 10:52 Left message at Bad Hair Day? for my CGB weekend appointment! #
• 11:08 This just in: Making people pay NOT to see someone naked is not, as far as we know, illegal. #
• 14:36 "So my dog had an affair with Marilyn Monroe?" www.sfweekly.com/content/printVersion/317898 #
• 15:54 Amusing tune. NSFW. tinyurl.com/5q7ahp #
• 21:40 Inspired by @happylittletree -- SUCK IT @NOMTWEETS ! #