I love my dead gay son!
5 (100.0%)

Your mom
0 (0.0%)

Beer
3 (60.0%)

Wanna fuck?
2 (40.0%)

He's dead Jim
2 (40.0%)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
5 (100.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
2 (40.0%)

Do you like to eat pussy or suck cock?
2 (40.0%)

I'm a doctor not a pornographer!
3 (60.0%)

This movie is a thinly veiled personal attack on madamruppy!
4 (80.0%)

Air conditioning went out on the server room
3 (60.0%)

Forgot to order a Mother's Day gift until the last minute
3 (60.0%)

Rain
1 (20.0%)

Found the marble in the oatmeal
2 (40.0%)

Got laid off/fired
0 (0.0%)

Infect with ass beavers
2 (40.0%)

Arrested for mopery
3 (60.0%)

Your mama
1 (20.0%)

Got pregnant
1 (20.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
1 (20.0%)

Yes
2 (40.0%)

No
1 (20.0%)

Maybe
1 (20.0%)

Do I have to choose?
2 (40.0%)

Your mama
1 (20.0%)

Beer
2 (40.0%)

This is all a thinly veiled personal attack on Del!
4 (80.0%)

Hell no I'm a vegetarian
2 (40.0%)

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!
0 (0.0%)

Yes yes yes yes oh yes oh please oh baby don't stop...
0 (0.0%)

A little
2 (40.0%)

A lot
1 (20.0%)

Not at all
0 (0.0%)

He like to move it move it
2 (40.0%)

I hear he just got smited by an evil tiki god
3 (60.0%)

Your mama
1 (20.0%)

Beer
2 (40.0%)

He's got a remote control just to operate his remote!
3 (60.0%)

He came in last place in a recent snail marathon
2 (40.0%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on xiombarg!
3 (60.0%)

Only if he's starring in the new Star Trek film
1 (20.0%)

Yes
2 (40.0%)

No
3 (60.0%)

Maybe
1 (20.0%)

Does he like to eat pussy or suck cock?
2 (40.0%)

Please PLEASE don't sodomize me!
0 (0.0%)

Beer
2 (40.0%)

YOUR MOM frightens me
3 (60.0%)

'Scuse me while I whip this out
3 (60.0%)

Please PLEASE don't sodomize me!
1 (20.0%)