Tweets for Friday 8 May 2009.

• 09:54 Now, the truth about @the_swine_flu is out! bit.ly/GXPZW #
• 10:20 Savage told WorldNetDaily that he was considering legal action against Britain. Whatevs, jackass. tinyurl.com/crywdq #
• 10:20 Everyone show yourself a little love -- May is National Masturbation Month! #
• 10:36 Oh Pennsyltuckey... bit.ly/7cnSW #
• 11:42 RT @happylittletree RT @AlterNet: Florida's GOP Governor to Be Outed in Explosive Documentary Released Today tinyurl.com/qzl2xt #
• 13:39 Good news! bit.ly/yZmwL #
• 13:56 RT @happylittletree Remember, the iPhone never crashes. It merely DECIDES you must see the home screen at that particular moment. #
• 14:08 Classy, guy. Real classy. RT @dailykosSpecter's Cancer Awareness Website Is A Fundraising Tool. tinyurl.com/qd57ev #
• 14:10 Okay, I need to write a Friday Five. Help me out? #
• 15:09 Poll! chickgonebad.insanejournal.com/295949.html #
• 16:06 bit.ly/OywzH #
• 16:16 RT @Micrathene RT @MaryAnnMorrow Picking Bristol Palin as ambassador of abstinence is like making Bush ambassador of smart. #
• 20:07 have noted with @shibakiei that @Baron_Saturday is not online entertaining us. oh well, more hla for us! #
• 21:18 the giant mattress man is glowing #

Oh Lily Allen.
I wish had qualities like
Sympathy
Fidelity
Sobriety
Sincerity
Humility
Instead I got lunacy