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May 20th, 2009


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10:34 pm - HUMP DAY

Poll #3744 SCIENCE!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Does baby Jesus care more about peace and social justice, or gay marriage and abortion?

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yes
2 (28.6%)

no
1 (14.3%)

peace and social justice
4 (57.1%)

gay marriage and abortion
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

beer
2 (28.6%)

how the hell would I know?
3 (42.9%)

fun with bacon!
3 (42.9%)

actually he is strangely fascinated by the world's fattest priest
4 (57.1%)

surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

Where can I sell a kidney?

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eBay
3 (42.9%)

Kidneys-R-Us
3 (42.9%)

Cash4Kidneys.com
5 (71.4%)

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
2 (28.6%)

lying on a blankey next to a toster oven
2 (28.6%)

Hormel
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

beer
1 (14.3%)

kinkymedical.net
5 (71.4%)

yard sale!
5 (71.4%)

If there've been some freak drownings in the area, why take a bath?

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Horror protagonists are stupid
3 (42.9%)

I need to shampoo my hair
2 (28.6%)

I have to get the blood off my hands somehow!
4 (57.1%)

How else am I supposed to advance the lame plotline?
4 (57.1%)

surprise buttsecks!
2 (28.6%)

Let's go get some sushi and not pay
3 (42.9%)

I love my dead gay son!
4 (57.1%)

This is all a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]madamruppy
4 (57.1%)

The system and the man are keeping me down
2 (28.6%)

I rarely wear undershorts
1 (14.3%)

When you run out of clean underwear, what do you do?

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wash laundry
4 (57.1%)

buy more underwear
5 (71.4%)

wear the dirty stuff again
0 (0.0%)

go commando
5 (71.4%)

turn the dirty stuff inside out and wear it
0 (0.0%)

paint my genitals red and run around shrieking like an indian warrior until I get more attention than everyone else
1 (14.3%)

OMG ponies!
5 (71.4%)

beer
1 (14.3%)

your mama
1 (14.3%)

profit!
4 (57.1%)

Do you think you evolved from an apelike creature?

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Yes
5 (71.4%)

No
0 (0.0%)

Your mom IS an apelike creature
5 (71.4%)

Maybe
4 (57.1%)

Beer
2 (28.6%)

This is a thinly veiled personal attack on [info]osym
4 (57.1%)

My underwear is all dirty
2 (28.6%)

Yes yes yes oh baby please don't stop
1 (14.3%)

I have an 18 inch wang that smells like a Strawberry Shortcake doll!
2 (28.6%)

Of course we're going to throw poo at him!
2 (28.6%)


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