TAURUS For the Week of May 4th, 2009 -- If you're looking for love, don't play it safe this weekend. The Moon is moving through the partnership houses of your chart and sexy Venus and Mars in Aries are pushing you to take chances. Stretching your boundaries, at least a little bit, can make the difference between sitting on the sidelines and getting into the game.

General Weekly Love Horoscope
Chatty Mercury's retrograde turn this week can complicate conversations, confuse connections and rattle relationships. What you hear isn't necessarily what you'll get and what you say can be easily misconstrued. Double check dates, times and other details to avoid creating petty problems that could undermine trust and put romance out of the picture.

( Cut for her pleasure. )

In other news, didn't find a new Thoth deck at Border's. A bit grumpy about this.

Tweets for Saturday 2 May 2009. ( Read more... )

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Tweets for Thursday 30 April 2009. ( Read more... )

( Intel inside. )

Oh dude, OkCupid provides me such entertainment. Today we review the contents of my Quiver.

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Mercury goes retrograde May 6, returns direct May 30. That is all we need to say about that.

Tweets for yesterday. ( chirp )

You Are a Pineapple Smoothie

You are adventurous and brave. You aren't afraid of much. You are in love with new experiences. You are usually the first to try something. You get bored rather easily, and you need to be challenged in life. You are turbo charged. Most people find it impossible to keep up with you in any capacity.

A pineapple smoothie sounds lovely. Perhaps I will have one for lunch.

Once again my horoscope misses the point that I am not a subtle person. I fail at subtlety. It is not a trait that I have. "It's vital that you say what's in your heart right now -- there is far more going on than you can imagine and those closest to you need to hear you as you work it out with them. It's good for everyone!"

Tweets for Tuesday 28 April 2009. ( Surprise! )

You Believe that Love is Mysterious

When you think of love, you think of what could be possible in the future. In love, you see things how they could be. You are wrapped up in your own dreams. If you are in love, you want the whole world to know it. You don't hold back with letting people know. You are somewhat patient in love. You can wait for the right person, but once you have found the right one, you're very impatient.

Your Pizza Says You Are a Food Snob

Your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either. You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do. You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are dominant, edgy, and risk taking with your choices. You are fun and imaginative. You should consider traveling to Brazil. The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer.

My horoscope says, "If you're not seeing someone but wish you were, now is the time to say or do something that makes your case as plain as it can be. You may be pleasantly surprised by the final outcome!" I'm like, DUDE. When am I EVER subtle about wanting someone?

Tweets for Monday 27 April 2009. ( Read more... )

If you read my tweets, chances are you have as good an idea what's going on with me as anyone else. If not, well, ohai!

Anyway, my employer is awesome. Seriously, why else do you think I'd drive (semi) cheerfully from Hagerstown to Rockville at least 4 days a week? Right now JBS International (through Amicus Green Building Center) is participating in the Denim Drive -- Turn your denims into insulation for Habitat for Humanity Homes. If you have old jeans that are too worn out or whatever to be donated to Goodwill or some other second-hand clothing source, why not give them to me? I'll drop them into the bin at work.

For more information visit: CottonFromBlueToGreen.org or e-mail: adeela.abbasi@habitat-mc.org.

The drive will continue through June 15, 2009. Thank you!

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Tweets for Thursday 23 April 2009. ( don't cry for me Argentina... )

Shepherd Smith is right.

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Tweets for Tuesday 21 April 2009. ( Read more... )

You Live an Exciting Life

You are anything but a bore. You make sure that life is full of excitement. You have an adventurous spirit, and you don't like to sit still for too long. If you feel like doing something, you don't think about it. You just do it. There's no way you could ever live a boring life. There's too much to do and not enough time.

You Are a Smoothie

You are fun loving, active, and flexible. You are very open to new experiences. You are very positive and optimistic. You believe the best is yet to come in life. You appreciate the simple pleasures, like fresh fruit and a summer day. You believe less is more. You rather lead a life of leisure than let your things own you.

Now I want a smoothie.