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The Candies Foundation announced Tuesday that it appointed teen mom Bristol Palin as its new abstinence ambassador.

I am still in love with the Rude Pundit. A warning: If you think for a minute that anything the Rude Pundit says is EVER safe for work, heaven help you when you have to enter the real world.

How's that "abstinence only" education working out for ya?

( Cut for her pleasure. )

Brought to you by sophistbastard, whom as we all know lives a chaste and sober life: Students of Virginity.

Okay, more power to them if they truly want to remain abstinent, but I still wonder if most people don't make this choice out of fear. I think it's sad to live in fear. Still, if that's what they want... well, I have no way to know another's will, do I?

Granted, I want my deathbed scene to be all about me, captivating all my nieces and nephews with tales of alligator wrestling and skydiving and steamy affairs with movie stars... none of this, "Oh woe, I wish I had..."

It's dark and misty out today. I was falling asleep in the car on the way to work, and had to break down and take a Provigil. Tomorrow is April Fools' Day, and I go to FOSE. Coincidence? Hopefully I will not be fooled, and I will learn a thing or two along with getting many nifty freebies to share at work.

I found out this weekend that I wasn't the last person to see these (NSFW!) videos:

Sarah Silverman's (NSFW!) message to Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel's (NSFW!) response

Today's construction photographs:

ETA: Not exactly safe for work, but funny...

Today I started 3000 IU of Vitamin D (3000 IUD?), as an experiment to see if it helps with the fibro. If it does, I will have a party in my pants. If I'm wearing pants at the time, that is.

My office is fricken cold. I think something is wrong with the heat. Maybe if I call a beach hotel I will hallucinate that I am warmer. Maybe if the heat doesn't get fixed they will let us go home.

I am sorting a list of abstinence education providers. I am finding it offensive how many of them use names like a "a woman's choice" or "a woman's concern." Hello, doesn't it take TWO to tango? Can't HE keep it in his pants? I mean, I don't even think abstinence education works, and research backs me up on this, but it does go both ways...

My parents are technologically retarded and do not have wishlists. Maybe I will train them in the ways of the intarwebz. Maybe I am crazy to think I have that level of patience.