Brought to you by sophistbastard, whom as we all know lives a chaste and sober life: Students of Virginity.

Okay, more power to them if they truly want to remain abstinent, but I still wonder if most people don't make this choice out of fear. I think it's sad to live in fear. Still, if that's what they want... well, I have no way to know another's will, do I?

Granted, I want my deathbed scene to be all about me, captivating all my nieces and nephews with tales of alligator wrestling and skydiving and steamy affairs with movie stars... none of this, "Oh woe, I wish I had..."

It's dark and misty out today. I was falling asleep in the car on the way to work, and had to break down and take a Provigil. Tomorrow is April Fools' Day, and I go to FOSE. Coincidence? Hopefully I will not be fooled, and I will learn a thing or two along with getting many nifty freebies to share at work.

I found out this weekend that I wasn't the last person to see these (NSFW!) videos:

Sarah Silverman's (NSFW!) message to Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel's (NSFW!) response

Today's construction photographs:

ETA: Not exactly safe for work, but funny...