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June 9th, 2008


06:22 pm - Chick Weekend, an epic story in pictures

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Current Location: 20852

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07:42 am - Chick Weekend through Twitter

5 June 2009
  • 08:25 @xiombarg is fucking intestines a new way of saying buttsecksin? #
  • 08:27 t-1 to beach! #
  • 08:28 I see a horse butt! #
  • 08:37 Murphy needs his meds refilled #
  • 09:04 Need to call mechanic about Honda #
  • 09:05 Wonder if there's power at the office? #
  • 09:12 @xiombarg we need new words for "peed." I recommend "drained the lizard" for example. #
  • 09:53 @storilundi Is that a new euphemism for something? ;-) #
  • 09:54 @shibakiei If *I* had a milkshake, and *you* had a milkshake... #
  • 11:53 @arachne8x Most men who say that don't know when someone is wearing makeup *well* -- they only notice badly done makeup. #
  • 11:55 I am wearing BPAL Nuit today. It smells like a sexy beach. #
  • 12:07 @arachne8x Agreed #
  • 12:17 @inurashii Your mom #
  • 12:39 @xiombarg Watered the Weasel. Washed Hands. #
  • 13:17 @xiombarg Danced the porcelain polka. Washed hands. #
  • 18:16 Apparently the gentleman at Red Square found my voice mail greeting to be amusing. #
  • 18:19 @xiombarg wash the weasel? #
6 June 2008
  • 07:52 BEACH TODAY!!! #
  • 07:53 @xiombarg flushed the ferret. washed hands. #
  • 07:55 Fuck the feminine hygeine products industry in the ear. #
  • 08:18 @tpau w00tw00t #
  • 17:57 @xiombarg it has been 42 minutes since you peed #
  • 17:59 drink muthafucka, drink! #
  • 18:00 @lamaupin I lurves you and appreciates you so there #
  • 18:11 @xiombarg thank goodness, we were worried #
7 June 2008
  • 07:44 @xiombarg it has been 5 hours since your last salute of the emperor. we are concerned! #
  • 07:47 sitting on the boardwalk, reading #
  • 20:14 @xiombarg I am frightened that you haven't peed in 5 hours #
  • 20:14 lots of vodka #
  • 20:17 massaged, hair trimmed, pedicured, drunk #
  • 20:19 my milkshake still brings all the boys to the yard #
  • 21:34 @xiombarg are you dehydrated? #
  • 22:24 @davensjournal we had thrasher's fries, for the win #
  • 22:25 @lamaupin kittehs cure many ills #
  • 22:28 @emjohn I am so sad about big brown. #
8 June 2008
  • 07:33 awake, on boardwalk, drinking diet coke and peoplewatching #
  • 07:35 there is an older woman walking down the bwalk in tight clothes and pumps. who the hell wears legging and pumps on the bwalk? #
  • 07:36 where are my damn sunglasses? #
  • 16:26 denton, home of happiness... and horny virgins #
  • 16:27 we are bein stalked by a blonde and a brunette in a midnight blue car #
  • 16:55 osprey nest! #
  • 16:58 I have gum #
  • 19:53 @xiombarg micturating and driving, don't do it #
  • 20:53 Kenya micturates on Norway #
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May 27th, 2008


11:26 pm - Hoodie

Not the greatest pics, but you get the idea.
I am now ready for the beach!
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December 17th, 2007


09:30 am - Vitamin D

Today I started 3000 IU of Vitamin D (3000 IUD?), as an experiment to see if it helps with the fibro. If it does, I will have a party in my pants. If I'm wearing pants at the time, that is.

My office is fricken cold. I think something is wrong with the heat. Maybe if I call a beach hotel I will hallucinate that I am warmer. Maybe if the heat doesn't get fixed they will let us go home.

I am sorting a list of abstinence education providers. I am finding it offensive how many of them use names like a "a woman's choice" or "a woman's concern." Hello, doesn't it take TWO to tango? Can't HE keep it in his pants? I mean, I don't even think abstinence education works, and research backs me up on this, but it does go both ways...

My parents are technologically retarded and do not have wishlists. Maybe I will train them in the ways of the intarwebz. Maybe I am crazy to think I have that level of patience.


Current Location: 20910
Current Mood: [mood icon] I know "cold" isn't a mood...

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