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April 30th, 2009

12:08 pm - Should I Date Him, Episode VI

Oh dude, OkCupid provides me such entertainment. Today we review the contents of my Quiver.

Management not responsible for the results of clicking this link. )

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

(1 bitch | Bitch, Please)

February 17th, 2009

05:20 pm - Should I Date Him, Episode V

For the love of god and all that is holy... )

Oh yeah, and I got a "woo" from someone who has basically no profile. A name, such as it is. No picture, no nothin.

Wow. Just wow.

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

(7 bitches. | Bitch, Please)

February 6th, 2009

01:09 pm - Friday Five OkCupid Mashup

Terror that neither men nor women should know... I bring you OkCupid courtship! )

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: construction

(6 bitches. | Bitch, Please)

06:51 am - Chirp

Tweets for Thursday 5 February 2009. Read more... )

In OkCupid news, got e-mail from someone who seems to think he's a pirate. SO not Captain Jack Sparrow. More laterz!

(Bitch, Please)

February 4th, 2009

09:41 pm - Should I date him, Episode IV

The hits just keep on coming!

Coming to a Friday Five later this week... )

Current Location: 21740
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

(Bitch, Please)

04:12 pm - Should I date him, Episode III

Today's bachelor comes to us from scenic West Virginia. )

I'm thinking this may turn into the Friday Five poll.

Current Location: 21740
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused
Current Music: "Night Surgeon" earworm

(Bitch, Please)

12:16 am - Should I date him, Episode II

Cut to preserve your sanity. Click at your own peril! )

Current Location: 21740
Current Mood: [mood icon] cynical
Current Music: "Byron" on Netflix direct

(4 bitches. | Bitch, Please)

February 3rd, 2009

09:56 am - Let the snark begin!

An idea stolen from devilzfood, who amuses me no end.

Should I date him?
Episode I

Cut to spare your brain, maybe )

Current Location: 20852 or your pants, whichever comes first
Current Mood: [mood icon] cynical

(4 bitches. | Bitch, Please)

January 30th, 2009

04:57 pm - Oh, OkCupid...

I guess at least it gives me a chance to get my snooty bitchy groove on. Today's email exchange...

He: hello just saw ur pro look nice message me let's talk

Me: I'm thinking that while you saw my profile, you didn't actually read it. Thanks, but no thanks.

You know what they say. No brain, no pain!

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] amused

(Bitch, Please)

September 13th, 2008

08:50 am - OKCupid, how I love thee...

Um... )

At the moment, I am baking Cakes of Light. I burned the first batch, so I threw them into the yard. It's possible that I have enlightened dogs now. If I see them attempting XI*, I'll know!

Current Mood: [mood icon] chipper

(Bitch, Please)

February 23rd, 2008

11:39 am - I could take you there

Your Score: Rest-and-Recreation

You scored 72!

You appreciate vacations that focus on relaxation--beaches, mountain retreats, secluded islands, places that let you get away from it all. You also look for vacations that include recreational activities such as playing golf or tennis, swimming, fishing, reading, and other hobbies.

To you, travel presents just the right opportunity for hanging out and having fun--the two things you never have enough time to do at home.

The We're going on a road trip...Travel Personality Test written by khameelion on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

My teeth stopped hurting. It's back to a sore throat. I may have to miss the Crowley study group. This makes me sad. OTOH do they really want me sniffling, sneezing, and blowing my nose through Resh? I think not. Glad I didn't pay to go to Lon's talk, because I am really in no shape to travel. Feh.

I want to get well so I can chase men who are too young for me.

Current Location: your pants
Current Mood: [mood icon] calm
Current Music: "Take you there," Sean Kingston

(2 bitches. | Bitch, Please)

August 8th, 2007

03:49 pm - Some people just don't get it

Here's an e-mail I got on OKCupid. Incidentally, the person who sent it is listed as a 0% match. how are you doing. l am frank and l am singles. but l have one lovly girl. l am a maneger of construction of road and other things. l will like to kown you well okay. l hope to her from you soon..

I assume this person did not read my profile, which says (among other things), You should message me if: You can speak/write coherently. You know the difference between "you're" and "your." You know the difference between "its" and "it's." You know the difference between "discrete" and "discreet." You know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're." You can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis.

Maybe he doesn't know what "coherently" means?

Current Location: 20910
Current Mood: unimpressed
Current Music: "No brain, no pain"

(1 bitch | Bitch, Please)

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