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October 3rd, 2008

02:37 pm - Friday Five!

Friday Five! )

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished

(Bitch, Please)

July 18th, 2008

11:29 am - Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Spent yesterday evening with [info]osym and sophistbastard, who kindly invited me over for margaritas, dinner, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl. That is an awesome show. We got through two episodes, and will have to watch more soon. Next time I will need to contribute liquor or something.

We nommed on nachos and enchiladas, which [info]osym and sophistbastard made. [info]osym discovered a new love for shredding chicken. Also she refused to give sophistbastard a rim job without salt. Not, you know, that we are crude and sarcastic or anything. I also gave her the big gay t-shirt.

Decided that [info]osym was the daughter I never had, despite the fact that at the time of her birth I was still a virgin. Sophistbastard seemed a bit surprised that I was, at one point in my life, a virgin. [info]osym announced that she had never masturbated in the apartment.

I have just one more thing to say about "Secret Diary." I am clearly in the wrong business.

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] content
Current Music: coworkers talking

(1 bitch | Bitch, Please)

March 31st, 2008

09:45 am - Monday Morning, you sure look fine

Brought to you by sophistbastard, whom as we all know lives a chaste and sober life: Students of Virginity.

Okay, more power to them if they truly want to remain abstinent, but I still wonder if most people don't make this choice out of fear. I think it's sad to live in fear. Still, if that's what they want... well, I have no way to know another's will, do I?

Granted, I want my deathbed scene to be all about me, captivating all my nieces and nephews with tales of alligator wrestling and skydiving and steamy affairs with movie stars... none of this, "Oh woe, I wish I had..."

It's dark and misty out today. I was falling asleep in the car on the way to work, and had to break down and take a Provigil. Tomorrow is April Fools' Day, and I go to FOSE. Coincidence? Hopefully I will not be fooled, and I will learn a thing or two along with getting many nifty freebies to share at work.

I found out this weekend that I wasn't the last person to see these (NSFW!) videos:

Today's construction photographs:

ETA: Not exactly safe for work, but funny...

Current Location: 20852
Current Mood: [mood icon] blah
Current Music: lots of keyboards

(Bitch, Please)

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