Tweets for Monday 11 May 2009. ( Read more... )

Taurus Horoscope for Tuesday, May 12: You're feeling pretty great about how the day is going -- and your good energy keeps you motoring along all the way through it! You can make amazing progress on almost any personal project.

I just broke off romantic relations with someone whom I love dearly. It's a long story and I don't know if I'll ever really want to write about it. Suffice it to say that I am sad, and angry, and relieved, all at the same time.

I've decided to move my journal to Dreamwidth, at least for the time being. I'll crosspost to IJ for a while, which I suppose is fine since I have a lifetime membership there. I was able to import all my entries from LJ and IJ, and my friends lists, so you should be able to opt in on any of my dirty feelthy filters if you did before. I might even pay for my access someday. We shall see!

Crossposted from Dreamwidth.

Tweets for Sunday 10 May 2009. ( Read more... )

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Tweets for Friday 8 May 2009. ( Read more... )

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Taurus horoscope for Thursday, May 7: Let your passions flare up today -- no matter where you are! It may make for a romantic night or a workday filled with battles, but no matter what happens, you should feel right about it all.

( Two days in twitter and a little commentary. )

Tweets for Monday 4 May 2009. ( Read more... )

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Tweets for Thursday 30 April 2009. ( Read more... )

Mercury goes retrograde May 6, returns direct May 30. That is all we need to say about that.

Tweets for yesterday. ( chirp )

You Are a Pineapple Smoothie

You are adventurous and brave. You aren't afraid of much. You are in love with new experiences. You are usually the first to try something. You get bored rather easily, and you need to be challenged in life. You are turbo charged. Most people find it impossible to keep up with you in any capacity.

A pineapple smoothie sounds lovely. Perhaps I will have one for lunch.

Once again my horoscope misses the point that I am not a subtle person. I fail at subtlety. It is not a trait that I have. "It's vital that you say what's in your heart right now -- there is far more going on than you can imagine and those closest to you need to hear you as you work it out with them. It's good for everyone!"

Tweets for Tuesday 28 April 2009. ( Surprise! )

You Believe that Love is Mysterious

When you think of love, you think of what could be possible in the future. In love, you see things how they could be. You are wrapped up in your own dreams. If you are in love, you want the whole world to know it. You don't hold back with letting people know. You are somewhat patient in love. You can wait for the right person, but once you have found the right one, you're very impatient.

Your Pizza Says You Are a Food Snob

Your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either. You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do. You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are dominant, edgy, and risk taking with your choices. You are fun and imaginative. You should consider traveling to Brazil. The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer.

My horoscope says, "If you're not seeing someone but wish you were, now is the time to say or do something that makes your case as plain as it can be. You may be pleasantly surprised by the final outcome!" I'm like, DUDE. When am I EVER subtle about wanting someone?

Tweets for Monday 27 April 2009. ( Read more... )

Tweets for Sunday 26 April 2009. ( Read more... )

Tweets for Thursday 23 April 2009. ( don't cry for me Argentina... )

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Tweets for Sunday 19 April 2009. ( Read more... )

Taurus for the Week of Apr 20th, 2009 -- The New Moon in your sign this weekend opens the door to new romantic possibilities. The key is to please yourself first. When you're having fun it makes you even more attractive to others. As long as you're not too selfish about it, your joy becomes a magnet that could make you everyone's favorite person at the party or on the playground.

( Tweets! )

Also learned that "Fantasy Bear" is hilarious when read in a "Japanese Gameshow Host" voice.